My heart is obviously beating in my throat at this moment, trying to think of some excuses. I'm the witness brother, but one night I got woken up by my brother's gf cursing and heard her leave. I had no idea she knew. Mind you…my cock is buried in my girlfriend. A website by Thought. Sign up for the Thought Catalog Weekly and get the best stories from the week to your inbox every Friday. It was a done deal in my mind.
This was back in highschool.
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Well, from that mild mannered gathering I managed to pull a girl and brought her back to my room around 1 am. A few days later I'm walking home from work and her dad pulls up to give me a ride. We just changed positions and started anew when I hear a knock on the door and the doorknob starts turning. This went on for about 5 minutes before my mom finally got up to use the bathroom. She says, "I couldn't help overhear you guys, and don't worry, it's okay, but I have to ask if you're okay?